Chop-Top
radioad.wav I wanna, I wanna buy some, uh, radio ad time. 35K
radioland.wav No, but, but, yeah, but, whoa! So this is radio land, huh? The infinite turtle? The waves through the ether fuzz roll on forever? Roooaaar! 55K
myfave.wav You're my fave. Me and Bubba, my little brother, we listen to you every night. 34K
musicismylife.wav Music is my life. 13K
exit.wave...x...i...t... EXIT!40K
flashback.wavOw, ow, ow, ow... He dented my plate! My brain is burnin'! 'Nam flashback! 'Nam flashback! 38K
bonowig.wav Leatherface, you bitch! I'll... Look what you did to my Sonny Bono wig 'do - oh, goddamn I can't believe it. 36K
newplatecover.wavYou gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover, Leatherface! 23K
dogwillhunt.wav Dog will hunt. Get that bitch, Leatherface, get that bitch! Dog will hunt. 27K
lickplate.wav Hey, lick my plate, you dog dick! 18K
incomingmail.wav Time for incoming mail! 14K
bonusbody.wav A bonus body! 11K
peelpig.wav Peel that pig and slice him thick! 14K
chewinass.wav Come on, Bubba, Cook's out here and he's chewin' ass like it was steak: you gotta run for that money now, chase that dollar. Gotta go fast to catch it! 46K
publicwants.wav Right, it's junk. Quit. Dump this cookshow, sell off this turkey. It's time. It's in the air. It's what the public wants! I don't want to hear that again! It's Namland! 60K
namland.wav Namland! Napalm! Fire in the hole! 57K
asmash.wav Not now! Namland! It's a hit! It's a bang! It's a smash! 27K
bigcrazybooger.wav Nah, booger? How big? Big crazy booger! Let's haul butt, bro. 31K

Drayton "The Cook" Sawyer
primemeat.wav No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat. I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family. 46K
peppercorns.wav Whoop, whoop, one of those hard shelled peppercorns. 25K
lovethistown.wav I've gotta say, I love this town. This town loves prime meat! 24K
number1.wav Number one again! Drayton did it again! Number one, num-ber one, the Sawyers are number one! Hahaha! Number one. 58K
toldyouboys.wav I told you boys, and I told you. Don't call on this phone, goddamnit! Get off! 30K
coonshits.wav You nap-haired idiots, you've done it again! You coonshits, you fudge packers, you'll be the death of me yet! 52K
eyeballpate.wav Get that eyeball pate workin'. 11K
taxes.wav Taxes. Taxes. Damn property taxes fuck up everything. Crooks don't pay taxes. Politicians don't. Movie stars don't. It's the little guy that can't take the time. He pays the taxes. Small businessman gets it in the ass every time. 84K
didyaseeit.wav Did ya see it? Well, didya? Didn't ya? Didya? Didn't ya? Don't you get out boy? Namland! Oh, shut up! 55K
skitzed.wav Some kind of crazy booger just skitzed through here. 15K

L.G. McPeters
buzzsaw.wav Sounds like a buzzsaw! 7K
deadair.wav It's like super feedback. Just put the underwoofer 'cross the overflapper. I don't know. Just went dead air. 51K
hardass.wav Hardass? Me? Well, maybe a semi-hardass, but I've got a soft heart. 35K
fryhouse.wav Lookee.. Built you a little fry house. 21K
spittin.wav *the sound of L.G. spitting* 16K
dontbescared.wav Darlin'? Darlin'? Don't be scared, darlin'. 23K
fallinapart.wav I guess I'm fallin' apart on you, honey. 14K
ahhhshit.wav Ahhhhh, shit. 32K

Lieutenant "Lefty" Enright
90mph.wav One of those boys was so wild he sawed his own head off going ninety mile per hour. 23K
thatauthority.wav Well, you just do that, son. I'd like to see that authority. 21K
speakplain.wav Try to speak plain. Saves time. 15K
raisedhell.wav Hell.. Hell's exactly what they raised. 22K
brazos.wav Brazos. Brazos! Brazos!! 53K
inmyway.wav You're gonna get in my way. Don't you get in my way. 18K
liveonfear.wav They live on fear; they thrive on it. I ain't got no fear left. 24K
slaughter.wav You got that last slaughter on tape, you play it on the radio! 16K
devilsplay.wav It's the devil's playground... 8K
burydevil.wav Take it all down! Bring it all down! Bury the devil! 30K

Vanita "Stretch" Brock
thisisstretch.wavThis is Stretch on the open request line on K-OKLA in Burkburnett, Texas: Red River Rock & Roll from the tip top of the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex. 40K
requestline.wav Red River Rock & Roll request line. This is Stretch. 12K
darlin.wav Don't call me darlin', damn it. 7K
burkburnett.wav Come all the way up here to Burkburnett? No shit! Yeah. 23K
12midnight.wav This concludes the broadcast day for K-OKLA in Burkburnett, Texas, Red River Rock & Roll. In New York, it's 1am, still fun city. In L.A., 10 at night, party time. But, deep in the heart of Texas, it's 12 midnight. Ain't nothin' goin' on! 58K
theyliveonfear.wav They live on fear, they live on fear, they live on fear.... 41K
gotu2.wav L.G.! They got you, too?!? Oh, L.G.! 22K

Miscellaneous Sounds
hookemhorns.wav Hook 'em horns, baby! 13K
chicken.wav Hey, check it out, dude. Let's play a little chicken with the farmer here! Come on, baby! 29K
wildpunks.wav This is just an accident. Just a couple of wild punks out raising hell. 26K
thealamo.wav Remember the Alamo, cowboy. 17K
leatherface.wav Ahhhhhhhhhhh! 8K
ontheafternoon.wav The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 Introduction Monologue 236K
tcm2theme.wav The Intro Theme Tune Of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2466K

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